Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You can't special order awesome
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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