just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you win again, gameday.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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