i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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