ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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