she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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