is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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