So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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