Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
zippers are such a cool invention
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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