So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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