I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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