Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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