we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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