Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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