it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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