so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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