I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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