I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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