Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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