Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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