You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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