A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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