roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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