ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.