oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs