I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me