the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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