But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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