Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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