I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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