peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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