i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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