Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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