i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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