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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

We should party with her soon

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(904): View more from Florida

Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.

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(801): View more from Utah

Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college

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(901): View more from Tennessee

mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

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(352): View more from Florida

The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"

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(561): View more from Florida

There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it

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(650): View more from California

He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this

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