So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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