Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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