is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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