Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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