Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Can you repeat that, but with context?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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