Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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