STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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