Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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