After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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