Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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