I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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