You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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