WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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