drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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