it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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