I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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