they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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