he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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