: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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