What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just want nice things and good sex
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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