My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
